Aardvark Avarice
Aardvark Avarice is Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. Sometimes its straight up stand up. Sometimes it’s sketch comedy. Sometimes it’s fiction and sometimes it’s my life in a cracked nutshell. If you like shower thoughts, dad jokes, bad impressions, worse singing, sus writing, Ryan Reynolds, and Doctor Who, then this is for you. For everyone else, there’s the proverbial lemon you can go suck on. Enjoy!
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Saturday May 11, 2024
Saturday May 11, 2024
Welcome to Aardvark Avarice, a podcast of Nerd Humor and Geek Comedy. I just want to say that the mall is where men’s hairstyles go to die. Over a decade ago I made the mistake of getting a haircut at the mall and I've suffered the trauma ever since. Only now do I feel comfortable telling my story. My hope is that others can learn from my experience and avoid the tragedy that befell me. Enjoy!
Saturday May 04, 2024
Saturday May 04, 2024
In this podcast I present letters of recommendation from an ROTC Seargeant, Bill Gates, and the big fuzzball himself, Chewbacca. With corresponding voices, of course.
Yes, somewhere in the great slush pile ether, these letters accompanied very fictional resumes and cover letters I wrote to apply for very real jobs. Taxidermist. Pallbearer. CIA Agent. This was one outlet I used to stem off boredom. Now I just do a podcast.
ROTC Seargeant: 3:23
Bill Gates: 6:00
Chewbacca: 8:20
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
If you’ve listened before you know I like to do an occasional episode I call a garbage plate, where I throw together all the ideas that couldn’t fill out a whole episode on their own. This is garbage plate #3 where I discuss things like sneezes, Batman, Val Kilmer, Val Kilmer as Batman, motorboating (the naughty kind), Yo Mama, and my personal Maple Taffy Conspiracy. Enjoy!
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
I saw a nondescript white van sitting in front of my office building. Nothing ever good stepped out of a nondescript white van, and nothing ever safe and wholesome happened in a nondescript white van.
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
For your pleasure, we here at the Aardvark have unearthed a lost recording of the late Sean Connery, God rest his soul. Harking back to his days as Darby O’Gill he gives us his rendition of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer… while showering. Enjoy.
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Ah, Wiki, ever the giver of miscellaneous information and filler content for high school research papers. This podcast looks at those unusual Wiki articles devoted to sports, and not just because I’m looking for a filler podcast. I really wanted to do the voices of two eels talking about the sport Conger Cuddling. Who wouldn't. Enjoy.
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Friday Dec 01, 2023
In this episode I interview supervillain, The Evil Genius. He is the two-time winner of the Rapscallion Reader’s Black-Hat award and the readers of Scoundrel Weekly voted him most likely to plunder, pillage and pontificate. The Evil Genius gives us some insight into his past and enlightens us on some of his proudest accomplishments.
Friday Nov 10, 2023
Friday Nov 10, 2023
This podcast is another of my brainless hodge podges. I throw together Nerd ADHD, Nietzsche Dad jokes, my distrust of a middle-aged stoner, the Little Mermaid, an encounter with a Zoomer, and plenty of singing into 19 minutes of gooey yumminess. Enjoy, and don't forget the wet wipes.
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Join us for the conclusion of The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is Part 2 of a special Halloween series. Cheers!
Friday Oct 27, 2023
Friday Oct 27, 2023
Happy Halloween Aardvarkians. For the next two episodes I will be going off script. In light of the holiday, we are diving into the devilish world of fiction. Aardvark Avarice is proud to present the short story The Werewolf and the Sociopath. This is part one. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!